Awesome Replacing Thank You?

The feature at Job of Irony yesterday was QA. What they look for what they want, etc. We listened to a few calls and did some group QA’s on them.

In one call there was an absense of the words ‘Thank You’. Many dinged the call for that but the head of QA shrugged her shoulders and said, “Well, she said awesome and that amounts to the same thing. It’s another way of saying thank you.”

The room was immeadiatly split. Half were outraged, the other half stopped short. We do say awesome in replace of thank you sometimes.

Some postulated that it was an age difference. However, the head of QA was over sixty and thought it was okay. There was a stratification of Southerners and East coasters who were against it but not all of them. In the end we all put it aside.

As I think on it though, I realize it has invaded popular speech in that way. My friends do it, I do it. We use it scarcasticly, to replace great. We say awesome when we are given things, or when things are done. It doesn’t happen all the time but it does happen.

There is always that moment when you realize you’ve been saying something in a certain way and it is not how you use to say it. Is it from TV? From the internet? From our region? From our background? I don’t know, but it is interesting.

Have you ever caught yourself saying thank you without actually saying those words?

Dance with Dragons by George R. R. Martin

I wanted so much more from A Dance with Dragons, I really did. What I got was a rehash of Feast with a tiny nibble towards the end of the book.

The hardest part about reading this book was that I had already read a lot of it. Most of it takes place during Feast so at best it was what someone else was doing and at worst the exact same chapter with the thought bubbles reversed. It wasn’t until Martin caught up with himself that the story started getting interesting again. Of course he does away with the only piece of information in Feast that was worth while. So you could skp Feast and get most of the pertinant information, though it might be worth while to read Arya’s chapters and and the end of Cersei’s.

As for Dance, the profficy continues, I’m not sure whether John is justified or not and frankly, I cheered for Greyjoy when he jumped the wall. There is no doubt that Martin is a great writer, but he can’t seem to separate the wheat from the chaff in his own writing.

Morning Pages

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Since I have some extra time in the mornings and I really should do more writing not just editing the novel, I thought I’d get back into the habit of morning pages. Also this is an excuse to post here every day. I warn you, no sense may be had.

I needed a coffee cup for Job of Irony. This is a green company, which is fancy talk for more trashcans with no idea what goes in which and we’ll charge you for cups, flatware, plates and bowls. Supposedly this is also a healthly company, but I can’t use those benefits yet. Except the vending machines which say they only stock healthy snacks. However, the nutrional value of the Snickers and Twix stocked in them don’t really fall into the realm of a “healthy snack”.

So I used to have a nice tea travel mug but some how all the parts are gone making it useless. Since I already have a humungo Camel water bottle, I wanted something smaller. Travel chopsticks and Hello Kitty travel flatware aside, I wanted something pretty.

Speaking of which, those ceramic tea and coffee travel mugs look beautiful! But really, how long do those even last? How do you not break them or die from the wieght of carrying those around?

I found this nice mug at Starbucks. It is small, only 8 oz. The lid fits well, and doesn’t do anything wierd like spout or well the coffee that misses your mouth back into the cup. But the bonus is that it is decorated by a rainbow scratch paper that you scratch your self. So I put stars, dragons and a creepy bear fox thing that stares at you from the corner. That way no one will steal it. (Or that’s what I tell myself).

ooo! I got my old bluetooth keyboard to work with my phone. It’s handy for just writing, like I am now. Not so much for the editng but at least that’s still happing. I officially hate the words come, just and look. Sucky stupid line edits.

I’ve put Manali and Memorial pages away long enough that I better get to editing them so I can send them out. That won’t take nearly so long but I’m afraid that Manali may grow to 10,000 words. Then what?

Okay, time for Job of Irony.

How to Write Comic Books by Peter David

I love Peter David. His sense of humor and writing style was a dear friend during my high school years in form of Star Trek books. I have enjoyed his comics and his novels.

So when I saw this book I had to pick it up.

How to write for comic books is one of the most interesting writing books I’ve picked up. His basic advice on characters, plot, and writing are priceless and filled with interesting ancedotes about writing for Marvel. The book goes into detail on who to write for the major comic publishers, format, and selling your work as well.

For the general writer, his essays on creating characters are excellent. He shows you how to give a character depth and then provides examples from major comic characters such the Hulk. The examples are priceless and for this reason alone I’d recommend this book to any writer.

For those of you wanting to write for comics, this is a must read. David gives examples for full creators as well as collaborators and valuable industry information.

Prisoner’s Base by Rex Stout

I first became fascinated by this story watching the Nero Wolfe series with Maury Chaykin and Timothy Hutton. Priscilla Eads comes by to stay with Wolfe and Goodwin until a certain. They turn her out and she ends up dead, but that’s not the worst part. No, it gets much worse as Archie tries to solve the murder case without the help of Wolfe.

The part that fascinates me is the game prisoner’s base. Trying to get from one point to another without being tagged is a thrill for nearly everyone. When Archie is honestly trying to save Sara, an associate / one time friend of Ms. Eads, he does the best he can from across town with only a 50′s era telephone system.

The show was very close to the book. I keep reading that part over and over. I’m weird like that.

Delving Back into Creatures 3

In 1996 I encountered a game on sale called Creatures.

And my addiction was born.

It was an experiment in AI. You breed norns, taught them to eat, listen to you and to communicate. They had to fight grendels.

In Creatures 2, Ettins were introduced. As were color genes, and more mutations. Then came creatures 3.

Once upon a time, I lived on alt.games.creatures. I experimented with breeds and Grendel torture. I found easter eggs. Laughed and shared my cobs. I bought new breeds, got holiday packs, and stared at the brain in the vat. In 2006, after an ettin wolfling run, I closed shop.

Last week I found out a Creatures 4 may be coming. I reinstalled C3 and docking station. Ah memories.

Rogue Hank of Hair Strikes Again

So once again I dye my hair. Mostly spurred on by-time-to-cover-the-gray, my desire to use all the dye and Nami, I wandered around a beauty supply store until I came across Auburn Black and a pot of Red Wyne Punk.

Now red based dye and I don’t really get along. It doesn’t stick around. But hey, I wasn’t so happy of the fade value of the green based dye I used a few weeks ago.

So after making my bathroom look like a slaughter house I have auburn black hair. Except for the this rogue hank of hair, which I always miss…and I’m sure has never been dyed. Bastard.

K, gotta go. Ragnar is whining at the oven for holding chicken.

Ashford Rigid Heddle Loom

I got an Ashford Rigid Heddle loom for Christmas. I got it all together I have the math figured out for how much yarn I need for projects.

Next I shall lace the thing.

Putting it together was the hardest part. The stand directions weren’t all that great, as they lacked full sentences. But I got it together. For others in the same plight, CHECK! means make sure the holes line up on both sides.

I’m excited. I’ve wanted a loom since forever. Everyone asks what I’m going to make on it. The answer is stuff. :)

I Finished a Novel

On Friday, I finished line edits on my novel and I set it out to be read one more time. I’m pretty confident it will be one more time. A person could come back and tell me it makes no sense at all or my characters all suck. That could happen, but I don’t think it will. Okay, I really hope it won’t.

So now, it’s synopsis and query writing time. And more active market research. Oh my.

Doctor Zhivago by Boris Pasternak

Doctor Zhivago follows Yuri and Lara as they grow up, marry, and live through the Russian Revolution of 1917 and the civil war afterward. Their life goes from one of privilege and opportunity to running for their lives through the Russian wilderness. Like most books in this genre, people disappear, and everyone dies alone.

It’s a lesson in realizing that people cannot be held up to altruism. History shows that no matter the intent, a group in power rarely stays with the ideals they start with.