J: Once we hit town, since check in isn’t until 4, we can hit Costco for the stuff we’ll need that week. If I understand that map, at least of them is fairly close to the condo.
Me: Your Costco worship is crazy mad. But sure. 
J: Blasphemer.
Me: Good thing Costco hasn’t got the Ikea route yet. I can image you’d jump on the chance for a Costco apartment or hotel room.
J: You will burn in Big Lots for that.
Me: Why are you going to burn down Big Lots? You like Big Lots.
J: I couldn’t think of a better alternative store for hell. Work with me here.
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