The conversation went like this:
Dr: You must go on a no fat diet today. No dairy, no meat. No gluten, corn, low carbs.
Me: so mostly veggies and fruits.
Dr: nuts and seeds. Lots of iron in those. Oh wait, not that. No nuts and seeds, fat content is too high.
Me: okay…
Dr: No tannic acid. No coffee or tea or fruit for the most part. Just eat the leafy greens.
Me: but you just said no tannic acid…
Dr: well don’t eat the dark leafy greens…just the light ones.
Me: I don’t understand.
Dr: just eat light leafy greens. No fat. Watch your carbs and tannins.
I’m pretty sure I was just told to starve.
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