Category: Internets

  • Rules for using the Internet (in any form)

    1. Do not drink and surf. Your monitor, mouse, keyboard and cpu are not liquid proof. 2. That sparklely, happy, blond, bombshell LLcherrykiss that you are having dreams about meeting is a 50 year old man with a porn fetish, a wife of 30 years and 7 children. 3. Yes, you can order it. 4.…