I was looking up some Paisley patterns because…I love Paisley. I really do.
Let me just introduce you to Demon Buster!. This person sees demons everywhere…and Paisley is linked to all these things that cause? demons:
THE COUNTRY OF INDIA (WITH ALL THEIR GODS)
GOAT HAIR (GOAT IS THE SYMBOL FOR THE DEVIL)
Personally I think the best part is the link at the bottom of each page which leads to and advertisement for makeup sales from your own home!
To be fair, this person doesn’t like anything that charges money as “Deliverance should be free” which is an admirable truth…however this is a little extreme in regards to everyday objects and those of other faiths.
Things like Candles are demon hosts but batteries are okay. Don’t forget that incense causes stomach virus. Destroy birth stones (that might be fun to watch). Dungeons and Dragons is a demon to be cast out but then so are Rockerfellers, and Rothchilds. It goes on.
Diabetes is really a horde of squid demons. All diseases especially gall bladder disease are caused by demons.
For a site that likens demon deliverance to washing the dishes really good…it’s hard to take it seriously. Okay, I’m being kind, you can’t make this shit up.
I can’t image the children of these folks are happy…dolls and stuff animals are out. Their reason?
Exodus 20:4 You shall not make yourself any graven image
ANY likeness of anything that is in the heavens above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
Well, at least I know my Cuthulu plushie is okay to have.
Gotta watch those puppets though. My dog is up on that…Whinnie the pug is afraid of puppets.
If you have trouble viewing the site or printing out any of the content…it must be demons in you electronics. They have instructions on how to get rid of Boyce and Boice.
But don’t do exorcisms…they are cause demon infestations….I can’t even laugh…
the pages are pink. Remember it’s against the bible to eat badger. You have to guard against invisible sex attacks and anything some did in the apartment before you got there. Lucifer and fireflies are okay. They make happy light.
Don’t worry, I’m going to hell. It’s that mocking thing.
Child not potty trained? You need to deliver him. Like music? You need to be delivered. Tattoos, having your picture taken, ear piercing, Rebecca Brown! Deliverance!
And how do you cast out demons? You use a box.
Are you laughing? Cause that’s a demon too.
-Dear Lord, Deliver Me From Your Idiots-