Name That Squirrel

So this squirrel followed me home from a bargain bin. I’m having trouble coming up with a name for it.

The gerbil writing buddy is going to the daughter (who adopts all writing buddies eventually. So what should I name this one? Should I go for the name squirrel in a different language?

Or is there some better more pronounceable name?

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So I took them home, cursed and snarled until the perforations-that-weren’t forced me to gut the package like a deer carcass, and I tried out the “quietest pouch” which was indeed so whisper-silent that if I were a ninja, and I was bleeding vaginally, I would accept no other brand. Of course, were I a vaginally-bleeding ninja, I would have bigger problems to worry about. Like the fact that I would likely have forebrain-searing turquoise hair and horrifically inflated breasts.Naamah99
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    Stephanie

    Name him Squeegee!


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