Twinkie Vandalism

Waking up to the sounds of sirens as London reels from the newest terrorist attacks does not make my morning a happy one.

I just don’t understand it. What does bombing really accomplish? We’re told to be vigilant but between my office and my home how would I even notice a terrorist when I’m too busy being vigilant so I don’t crash my car. Crap, they don’t even know when Al Queada will attack because they use a different name every time, only revealing who they are after the attack.

The last count I heard was eight deaths. RIP. I hope that everyone else in London affected by this senseless violence recovers.

I work out three times a week at Curves. It’s basically a workout center for women, with a trainer on staff and a set routine of machines which you use for 30min a day. It’s comfortable, and relaxing atmosphere makes it much easier to work out without being self conscious.

This week though various morons have taken it upon themselves to smear Twinkies over the windows.

What does this accomplish? We know we’re fat, that’s why we are working out. Most of us don’t like Twinkies. Do they expect us to care? I just feel sorry for our trainer who has to clean it off.

Well sorry to ruin the book for you, but Wizard’s First Rule:

People are stupid

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No army can withstand the strength of an idea whose time has comeVictor Hugo

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